Beer It Makes a Statement - Beer T-Shirts

Posted on 16th Mar 2011 @ 9:59 PM

Beer: It Makes a Statement

Written by Tony DiGerolamo

Copyright 2011

            Everyone has a beer and as a great Beer Guru once said, “You can learn much from the barley and hops of an individual.”  It’s like reading auras, only with more bar peanuts.  So sober up and read on, here’s what your beer says about you.  Either that or you can just read the beer t-shirt someone is wearing.

What the Beer Says About You or What the Beer T-Shirts Say:

Guinness:  “Kiss me I’m Irish!” or “I like to have a few slices of bread in my drink.”

Sam Adams:  “My cubicle is full of Dilbert cartoons" or “Is happy hour over, I gotta get up for work tomorrow”

Rolling Rock:  “Don’t look at my I.D. too close” or “I have two more bottles of this back at my dorm.”

Coors:  “I think I have taste in beer” or “Oh, you wanna fight?  We’ll fight, buddy!”

Budweiser:  “Hell, yeah, I like Nascar!” or “Son, I don’t think you belong in this bar.”

St. Ides:  “Turn up that Lil Wayne track, b*tch!” or “Son, you’re sportin’ the wrong colors!”

Miller Lite:  “Well, one beer’s enough for me!  Better get home to the kids!” or “Gosh, darn it.  Is it 9pm already?  I gotta get up for church tomorrow!”

Heineken:  “Aw, dammit, you’re out of Natty Ice already?” or “Let’s go meet up with Snooki.”

Corona:  “I only drink beers that require a bit of citrus to be drinkable.”  or “Hey, puñto, whatchu doin’ in this barrio, huh?”

Molson:  “Oh, hey, can I get some back bacon with that, eh?”  or “Hey, hoser, I think you’re in the wrong bar, eh?”

Stella Artois:  “No, I enjoy overpaying for everything!”  or “I may be a douchebag, but I’m a douchebag with a Porche!”

Milwaukee’s Best:  “Well, if you’re out of Rolling Rock, fine.” or “I plan on vomiting a lot later on.”