How to Look Cool With or Without A T Shirt

Posted on 21st Mar 2011 @ 5:28 PM

How to Look Cool With or Without A T Shirt

Written by Tony DiGerolamo

Copyright 2011

Step 1: Buy sunglasses and wear them, even when it’s dark.

Step 2: When a good song comes on, make sure you bob your head up and down so everyone can see.

Step 3: Fire makes everyone look cool.

Step 4: When talking about movies, remember that the greatest trilogy ever made is the Back to the Future movies and wearing a Back to the Future t-shirt is cool.

Step 5: When talking about women, don’t refer to them as “hoes”, unless you’re reading it off a t-shirt.

Step 6: Pick a totem animal and then vow never to eat it. Gorilla is too tough anyway.

Step 7: Remember that this shirt is funny if you’re 4, not if you’re 40.

Step 8: Always remember to have change for a twenty. Strippers don’t make change.

Step 9: When you don’t know someone, just point at them and say, “Hey, guy!”

Step 10: Ron Burgundy mustaches make a statement and that statement is “Awesomeness!”