Five People You Can Judge by Their T Shirt

Five People You Can Judge by Their T-shirt

5: Bruce Lee T-Shirt: A Bruce Lee T-shirt screams, “I love martial arts. The lessons are expensive, but I could afford this t-shirt.” It’s probably not a good idea to challenge the wearer to a fight. This isn’t because he knows martial arts, but he is willing to try and attempt to do some of the moves he saw in a Bruce Lee. Never, ever confront this person in a China shop. 4: Cheech and Chong T-Shirt: Make friends with the person in this shirt, because wherever he goes that’s where the party is. Of course, if you’re holding that’s a different story. Hide your weed, put away that bong, because this guy ain’t leaving until every square inch of plant life in your house gets inhaled into his lungs.

3: Clash of the Titans T-Shirt: Whoever is wearing this shirt loves to go to the movies. They don’t necessarily like movies, but they do love going. Pretty much any bells and whistles that get thrown onto the screen is okay by this guy. Be warned, he may have left his Cheech and Chong shirt home by mistake.

2: Gilligan’s Island T-Shirt: There’s only two kinds of people that wear this shirt: the first is old enough to remember what the Hell Gilligan’s Island is. And if they’re that old, they probably won’t be wearing the t-shirt in the first place. The second type is hipsters. They pretend to wear the shirt ironically, but they secret love the show and laugh every time Gilligan gets the gang stuck on the island again.

1: Goodfellas “How Am I Funny?” T-Shirt: The guy that wears this T-shirt is probably Italian or wishes he was. He loves that Joe Pesci and does his lines from a variety of movies. Unfortunately, he also secretly wants to be a tough guy. So he’ll probably take the line and the joke too far one day. Just be prepared to abandon him to the biker gang if things get out of control.